Eminem- Because he exists
Robert Pattison- Because he is in Twilight
Megan Fox- Because she exists and is untalented as ever.
Stephanie Meyer- Because she wrote Twilight
Paris Hilton- Again, the existing thing.
The Cast of Twilight- Because they are in Twilight
Hayden Panettiere- Because I was almost fooled for two whole years that she is possibly a decent actress. Alas, she is not. I watched Heroes and was misled.
The Director of Twilight- Because he is the director of Twilight
Ben Stiller- Because everyone thinks he is funny, and again, he is not.
The interns on the set of Twilight- Because they interned on the set of Twilight.
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