My Email to London Grill

My former employer, London Grill, which I worked for as a busser for a few months, recently posted an add on Craigslist. This was my response.

Your chef is a fucking asshole. I worked there as a busser for about 2 months and heard nothing but disrespect from him to other employees. All he does is yell and talk down to people.

Also, your add sucks. Who the fuck are you gonna hire with an add like that? It's pretentious and unnecessarily rude. You dont automatically talk down to people BEFORE you even know them, which is exactly what your add does.

Your food is great, but your chef and most of your employees are a bunch of moronic dickheads. Probably because you advertise like this, with such negativity, that all you get are people who are naturally negative.

DO NOT apply if:
you don't know what confit is.- who the fuck really knows what confit is?
you can't fillet a fish.- understandable.
you haven't worked in an innovative kitchen for at least 6 months.- innovative is pushing it for London Grill..just sayin'.
you don't know what temp the fridge should be. - understandable again.
you can't think on your feet. - who would really say no to this?
you haven't looked at our menu. - cause your menu is so fucking special.

Good luck, and good fucking riddance.