Hit List/Shit List

Hit List

1. Team Conan

You know what?Fuck NBC and their bully Jay Leno. We've always liked Conan and if NBC doesn't want him, another network coughFOXcough should grab him. L@G 100% supports Conan. Leno can go fuck himself.

2. "The Wolfman" Trailer

No seriously, watch the full trailer before you judge. This looks legitimately creepy, toned, and above all else, good. We can't decide if Anthony Hopkins or the wolfman is more scary to look at. Plus more work for Benicio Del Toro means better movies will be made.

3. Eating The Dinosaur by Chuck Klosterman

We've read better nonfiction, but nobody else turns such ridiculous topics like time travel, Abba and Pepsi into full blown contemporary and relevant essays. If this guy can get away with making a career on writing about ordinary bullshit, why can't anyone?

4. Rihanna- Rated R

We know what it feels like to despise all things Rihanna. That fucking ridiculous accent that makes her sound so god damn stupid, her whiny voice...her forehead. But this CD is REALLLLY good. It makes us kind of get her, finally...but only kind of. We know, this CD's been out for almost two months, but it's definitely not too late to listen to what may be the best pop CD of last year, and certainly the best record Rihanna's ever released.  Key tracks are Fire Bomb and Te Amo.

5. Lost Season 5 on DVD

Before the final season starts in just TWO WEEKS HOLY SHIT!!! you should really catch up on the most mind fuck of a season this series has produced yet. Relive Sayid shooting Ben, Juliet blowing up a fucking bomb and possibly an island, everyone time traveling, and most importantly, two fucking Lockes HOLY SHIT!!!

6. Lady Antebellum- Need You Now 

Who the tit is Lady Antebellum you are wondering? Listen to this song and find out asap. The best group to come out of country music in years. This first single off their 2nd CD is seriously touching, honest, catchy and really fucking good. "I'm a little drunk and I need you now." Songs like this are why we'll continue defending country music. 

7. Project Runway's Return

All the regular judges are back, they're back in New York, Heidi is magically back to being pregnant, so here's hoping this new season is a return back to when this show was on Bravo. 

 

8. Lost Season 6 Spanish Promo

Possibly the best and most revealing and intriguing promo this show has ever decided to air. Why it's not airing in the States? Who fucking cares. You can watch it right here. 

Shit List

1. Leno and NBC

Yea, we just bashed them up top, but there's no way this pair is getting away with not being at the very top of our shit list this week. Leno is like a has been wannabe quarterback trying to bully his way back onto the team after he decided to leave. We never liked you Leno. Hopefully this sinking ship of a network will keep you around just so America can watch you sink with it. 

2. Sarah Palin on Fox

This twat is going to be a correspondent for the most archaic news network in the history of broadcasting. We'd really love to know how she'll be able to show an unbiased no-spin look on anything remotely relevant...oh wait this is Fox News. Maybe she'll quit early like the rest of her jobs.

3. Carnie Wilson Unstapled

There's obviously nothing wrong with trying to lose weight if you're Carnie Wilson. But do we really need an entire reality series about why your stapled stomach didn't work? We'll tell you why, cause you fucking ate too much. Seriously though, you aren't even that big. Be happy with your size Carnie...or fucking exercise. Nobody cares. 

4. Heidi's Addiction to Plastic Surgery

This bitch is just totally fucked. Twenty three years old and she had ten surgeries in one day. All that is wrong with teenage girls is personified in this trainwreck. Flash-forward to about 2030 and here's what you'll look like. (see below)

5. The Spy Next Door

Jackie Chan is the worst thing about the movie industry, period. If  you like his movies, you are a fucking moron with awful taste in everything. Know this. 

6. The Final Destination on DVD

Really? This needs to exist? Sigh.

7. Legion Trailer

We love movies LIKE this, but this just looks dreadful. We understand the initial curiosity it may spark, but hopefully when you really look into this trailer, you will realize how awful it will likely be.