Hit List/Shit List

Hit List

1. Jonathan Antin Returns to TV

Get that fucking cat out of my salon. Okay, so we don't even watch Shear Genius, but ever since Blowout left our TV's years ago, we've been craving some Jonathan Antin in our life. Even if he's only a judge, it's enough to get us watching. Is Blowout ever coming out on DVD? "I can call a chick a dude and dude a chick. If their buyin' the product, that's all that matters...dude."

2. Lady Gaga and Beyonce "Telephone" Single

We still haven't seen this video and if it's anything like their Videophone collaboration we don't want to. But this second single from Gaga's Fame Monster is catchy as fuck. We can't wait to hear it in a gay club. 

3. Ugly Betty moves to Wednesday Night

Betty survived the death slot on Friday night. Here's hoping one of the most under-rated shows on TV's move to Wednesday night's at 10PM will save the show from cancellation. I mean, it really is the best season ever. 

4. Lost Season 6 Spoilers

It hasn't even started yet, but if you're a Lost freak like we are, you've been searching the internet ferociously for season 6 spoilers. Is Sayid dying in the first 4 episodes? Are Charlie, Boone and Shannon coming back? At least for a little while? We don't know. But if anyone finds out feel free to send in.

5. Christina Aguilera Announces New CD Release in April

Bout fucking time.

6. Veronica Mars Season 1 on DVD

Who killed Lily Kane? It's interesting to watch one girls relationships with about six different men. Yea, we know, this show's been on DVD for years. But hey we're just getting around to it now. How the christ did we not watch this show when it was on TV? Kristen Bell is one of the most magnetic, clever and dynamic actresses we've seen on TV in years. This show is genuinely good, funny, witty, mysterious and unique. Buy this shit now at Target for 20 bucks...so worth it. 

Shit List

1. The Real Housewives of Orange County

I'm bored just typing this. Why does Bravo insist on shoving these women in our faces? They are the only season of the franchise we don't bother watching. We are so sick of this season its absurd. These bimbos don't come nearly as close to entertaining us as Atlanta, New York and New Jersey. Where's Bethenny? 

2. Leap Year

Amy, what the fuck are you doing? Um, no thanks.

3. Shark Tank

Exactly what is wrong with television. Does anyone actually think these peoples' ideas will ever come to fruition? Doubtful.

4. Beyonce and Lada Gaga "Videophone" Video

Look, we love Beyonce and Gaga. This song is fine, but the video is just ridiculous. I have no idea what the fuck this even is. Beyonce dancing next to people in gas masks? Really? We love you Gaga, but when you're placed next to Beyonce and told to dance, you're gonna look totally fucked. 

5. Carrie Underwood's Single "Temporary Home"

We've always loved you Carrie, but this song sucks a tit and is tolerable at best. Clearly should not have been the 2nd single off your Play On album. 

6. All things Patricia Heaton

We've never been impressed with this one-note, whiny shrill thing who likes to call herself an actress. We hated her on Everybody Loves Raymond (we hated everything about that show) and we still can't fathom the idea of why your show "The Middle" hasn't been cancelled yet. Please leave the entertainment world alone...forever.