Monday, August 31, 2009

Nominees, Veto and Eviction, New HOH and Nominees

Renny nominated 

Jun and Marvin

Renny chose Jase
Marvn chose Dan
Jun chose Janelle

The winner was Renny.

She used to remove Jun. She nominated Jase...and Jase was voted out.

The new hoh was...

Marcellas.

The keys were pulled in the following order...

Monica
Jun
Nicole
Renny
James
Dan

He nominated Marvin and Janelle.

Veto:
Marcellas picked James
Janelle picked Nicole
Marvin picked Renny

The winner was...Janelle.

She took herself off, Marcellas replaced her with Dan. So the nominees this week are Marvin and Dan.


Thursday, August 27, 2009

Top 15 Must-Answer Lost Mysteries

I was debating whether or not to put this up at a closer date to next season. With my excessive Big Brother blogging it seems a little out of place. However I figure I can always post it again once January rolls around. I sent out a massive email to all my my followers (the ones who watch Lost, at least) and told them to send me their top 5 unanswered Lost questions which they absolutely NEED answers to. Here's the list:

15: What are The Whispers?
We kick off with that creepy murmur that usually precedes the appearance of The Others. Why the ethereal gossiping? How do they do it? Maybe season 6 will tell us the answer — in a loud, clear voice. 

Probability of it being answered: B+ (It's kind of important, but it wouldn't really change anything if it wasn't answered. In fact, many Lost fans forgot about them completely.)

14: What's Libby's backstory?
When this Tailie was killed by Michael at the end of season 2, she left behind several unanswered questions. Why did she end up in Hurley's mental institution? Was it merely coincidence that she was the one who gave Desmond his sailboat? 

Probability of it being answered: D- (As much as fans want resolution, alas, the producers have said that actress Cynthia Watros is unlikely to return to the show. Plus, for as many fans who want an answer, there are just as many who really don't care about Libby)

13: What's the complete Dharma backstory?
We still haven't met the big wigs who ran the secretive utopian science enclave from afar in Ann Arbor, Michigan. And where in the world is its mysterious Danish financial backer, Alvar Hanso? And why did Pierre Chang use alternative names in the Dharma orientation films? And another thing...

Probability of it being answered: A- (Without knowing the full backstory of Dharma, we can't really fully appreciate the full history of the island. This is something that will need to be answered in Season 6. However, fans fear the writers may have already felt justified in their explanation of Dharma in season 5.)

12: Where did The Others come from?
They speak Latin, hang out in Egyptian temples, like to dress up in the clothes of the Island visitors...that they kidnap and kill! They have been called The Island's ''indigenous'' people but who are they really?

Probability of it being answered: C- (We've had enough of the Other's already. Fans highly doubt any more time and emphasis will placed on them at this point. It's one of those mysteries that may or may not have been resolved. Some people could tell you everything about the other's, while other's just can't. We'll likely be left with a mostly vague answer.)

11: Do all the castaways have a secret connection?
The first season suggested that the castaways — complete strangers to each other prior to Oceanic 815's crash — are at the very least linked by common acquaintances or experiences. But do they share a more cosmic connection? 

Probability of it being answered: B+ (Perhaps: the season 5 finale revealed that many of them had previously met — and were conspicuously touched by — Jacob. More on him in a minute.)

10: Who are Adam and Eve?
Early in season 1, Jack found a pair of male and female skeletons, dubbed ''Adam and Eve,'' near a spring of water. Fans immediately wondered if they belong to characters we know, and indeed, the producers have said that the bones are connected to season 5's time-travel story line. So: Who are they?

Probability of it being answered: A- (This is one of the only questions that has a definitive answer to it. Give us 2 characters who can be Adam and Eve, and there you have it. The producers having said that the bones are connected to time travel, we'll likely get an answer. Personally, I'd love it if they were Rose and Bernard, not Jack and Kate.)

9. What's the significance of The Numbers?
4 8 15 16 23 42. Together, they add up to 108, another recurring digit in Lost. Hurley played them to win the lottery, and the Dharma dudes used them as computer code. 

Probability of it being answered: A- (An explanation for The Numbers was provided via ''The Lost Experience,'' a 2006 online ARG (just Google the words ''Valenzetti Equation''), it's an equation that predicts the end of the world, but that explanation has never been referenced on the show itself. Which is totally lame.)

8: Why are there Egyptian ruins on The Island?
At least, we presume they are Egyptian ruins. The hieroglyphics on the Temple are Egyptian, while the Four Toed Statue was recently revealed to be that of the Egyptian deity Taweret, linked to fertility, death, and evil.

Probability of it being answered: A- (Some fans speculate that the same exit point in Tunisia can also be used as an entrance point. Perhaps the Egyptians found the island through Tunisia back in the day and did whatever they did here. This will likely be answered as it holds major history of the island.)

7. Where are stewardess Cindy and the kids? 
Little Zack and his sister Emma were among The Tailies and were abducted by the Others shortly after the crash of Oceanic 815. Stewardess Cindy was taken a couple weeks later. In the third season, we learned they are living happily among the Others. But why did the Others want them in the first place? 

Probability of this being answered: C+ (Having not heard their names or any mention of anything having to do with them since season 3, I think its the writer's way of telling us to forget about them.)

6. What is the Island, anyway?
When fans ask this question, what they usually want is an explanation for the Island's seemingly supernatural properties. Why is there an anomaly surrounding it that kills people or zaps them back in time? How did it heal Locke's legs? How can it be home to ghosts? How did it heal Rose's cancer? How was it used to cure Juliet's sister?

Probability of it being answered: B+ (While there may be answers for some of these specific concerns, the producers have already warned fans that resolving the big question ''What is the Island?'' may be impossible.)

5: What happened to Claire? 
Aaron's Aussie mommy survived a rocket attack on her cabin — or did she? She seemed fine, but soon after, she disappeared into the jungle with her father, Christian Shephard (also Jack's dad), who may or may not be a ghost. She's been MIA ever since.

Probability of it being answered: A (Emilie De Ravin is going to be a series regular in the final season. They can't not answer this.)

4: What was up with Walt?
Our top four ''Lost Must-Answer Mysteries'' were the only ones to receive more than 5% of the total vote — an indication, I think, that one fan's mystery is another fan's ''Who cares?'' Anyway, Walt. Maybe psychic. Seemingly capable of astral projection. Ben told Michael that his son proved to be ''more than we bargained for'' after they took him from the raft. What didthat mean?

Probability of it being answered: B- (Yes, Walt was special, but really, he just doesn't seem like THAT big a deal. However, fans would like to know what was up with his psychic abilities, animals being drawn to him. and all that stuff. Plus he told Locke when he saw him in the wheelchair that he saw him on the island surrounded by people who wanted him dead. But what he really saw was BSG IN Lockes body. So how the hell did he know/see that?)

3: What is The Monster?
This is just a no brainer, fans want this answered. The end.

Probability of it being answered: A (They will definitely answer this question. Whether or not it will satisfy everyone is another mystery.)

2: Who is Jacob?
This was Top-10 material even before the season 5 finale, when Jacob was still a phantom. But after ''The Incident,'' when it was revealed that Jacob (Mark Pellegrino) was a youthful looking fortysomething, partial to fish, free will, and Flannery O'Connor, he rocketed up the charts. But he still came nowhere close to Number 1....

Probability of it being answered: A (Jacob was essential to the season 5 finale, and we've been hearing about him since as early as Season 2. He touched all our Losties at some point in their lives, which is strange and telling. We will absolutely get an answer to this one.)

1: Why doesn't Richard Alpert age?
This result (10.8% of the vote) surprised me: I thought for sure the Monster, the Island, or the Numbers would be up here. The phrasing of the mystery is pretty much exactly how everyone articulated it. Still, I interpret the question to mean that we want answers for the whole Alpert enigma. What's his role on the Island? How did he meet Jacob? And more importantly: Eyeliner or what?

Probability of it being answered: A (Finding out why Richard doesn't age will ultimately tell us much more about the island.)

Any other questions you want answered that didn't make the list?

Veto Competition, Eviction, New HOH

Dan picked Janelle
Nicole picked Marcellas
James picked Jase

The host was Marvin

The players were eliminated in the following order:

James
Marcellas
Nicole
Jase
Dan

Which means Janelle won veto.

She used the veto on James.

Dan replaced James with....Jack.

So Nicole and Jack were nominated. 

The votes were as follows:

Renny-Nicole
Marcellas-Jack
Jase-Nicole
Janelle- Nicole
Marvin- Nicole
Jun- Jack
Monica- Jack
James- Jack

Which means the vote was tied 4-4. Dan voted to evict...Jack.

Yowza...Jack went home this week. 

Renny was the winner of the new HOH.



Monday, August 24, 2009

Monica Nominees, Veto and Eviction

Kristy: I will return to real blogging soon. This blog has turned into the big brother information blog for now. 

Monica pulled the keys: in the following order.

Renny
James
Jun
Marvin
Dan
Nicole
Marcellas
Jase
Janelle

Which means Jack and Kaysar were nominated.

Monica picked Renny
Jack picked Marcellas
Kaysar picked Marvin

They were eliminated in the following order:
Marvin
Kaysar
Marcellas
Jack
Monica

Which means Renny won veto.

She decided not to use it. 

The votes were as follows:

Marvin- Kaysar
Dan- Kaysar
James- Kaysar
Jase- Kaysar
Jun- Kaysar
Janelle- Jack
Nicole- Kaysar
Marcellas- Jack
Renny- Kaysar

Which means Kaysar went home with 7 votes while Jack has 2.

The new HOH was... Dan

The keys were pulled in the following order:

Jun
Monica
Marvin
Janelle
Renny
Jack
Marcellas
Jase

Which means he nominated James and Nicole.  

Come back tomorrow for Veto.


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Big Brother Veto, Eviction and New HOH

Veto:
Renny picked Nicole
Kaysar picked Jun
Renny picked Janelle

Janelle won veto. She used it on Kaysar. Renny replaced Kaysar with Alison. 

The votes went like this:
June- Alison
Dan- Alison
Jack- Alison
Monica- Marvin
Nicole- Marvin
Jase- Marvni
Marcellas- Alison
James- Marvin
Janelle- Alison
Kaysar- Alison

The votes are Alison with 6 and Marvin with 4. Which means Alison is going home. 

HOH:
They were eliminated in the following order:
James
Jun
Kaysar
Jack
Marvin
Dan 
Nicole
Marcellas
Jase
Janelle
Which means Monica won HOH! Come back Sunday to see who she nominates. 

Fall TV: Worst New Shows

After watching previews for the new fall TV shows. I've decided to take it upon myself to guide your viewing. The following are the worst of the bunch. The best are coming soon.

Melrose Place (Premieres September 8 on The CW)
The remake nobody wanted is upon us, and it indeed looks terrible. First of all, aside from the awful, junior-league writing and community theater-level acting (Ashlee Simpson plays a secret villain!), it has one of those "hip" soundtracks that The CW loves to slap on its shows, turning them into jukebox power hours with Top 40 hit after Top 40 hit after slightly popular indie gem swapping over the actors speaking literally every 90 seconds. One Tree Hill anyone? 


The Vampire Diaries (Premieres September 10 on The CW)
Part of my reasons for panning The Vampire Diaries is just vampire story fatigue, to be honest, and while it is kind of deliciously fun to watch Ian Somerhalder (Lost's Boone) play a cocky, evil vampire, this teen show doesn't really add anything new to the Twilight/True Blood table (though, to be fair, The Vampire Diaries novels predate both of those. But whatever, I just can't get excited about another vampire thing.


Accidentally on Purpose (Premieres September 21 on CBS)
It stars Jenna Elfman, who sucks a fat one, nuff said. I predict looooots of cougar jokes in this sitcom about a 37-year-old film critic (Jenna Elfman) who has unprotected sex with a man in his twenties because she's subconsciously baby crazy and gets knocked up. Aside from that bang-up premise, the writing is painfully unoriginal and Elfman is goofy as ever, and though the guy who plays her much younger baby daddy actually seems to have potential, the writing isn't going to give him an opportunity to really shine. This works about as well as you'd imagine, which I hope, for your sake, is awful.


Eastwick (Premieres September 23 on ABC)
One of the biggest problems with adapting a movie starring Jack Nicholson, Cher, Susan Sarandon and Michelle Pfeiffer is that Paul Gross, Rebecca Romijn, Jaime Ray Newman and Lindsay Price are just going to pale in comparison. And the writing isn't what you'd call stellar either. Will not be impressed.

Mercy (Premieres September 23 on NBC)
ANOTHER hospital show. It's a wonder actors even sign on for these shows. There is so much wrong with this tripe we can't even fit it all in a brief blurb, but suffice it to say that this hour-long drama about how nurses care and doctors are callous idiots has a lead (Taylor Schilling) who isn't a strong enough actress to carry a show, Michelle Trachtenberg trying to emote, a stereotypical Puerto Rican nurse who can spot a cop from a mile away and has a brother who's in a gang and the gall to actually have characters saying lines like, "If you want to blame somebody, blame the terrorists." This just looks ridiculously awful.


Brothers (Premieres September 25 on Fox)
Despite a perfectly likeable cast -- Carl Weathers and CCH Pounder as parents to Darryl "Chill" Mitchell and NFL star Michael Strahan -- much of the humor in this multi-camera family sitcom revolves around wheelchair slapstick with real life paraplegic Mitchell, and the gap in Strahan's teeth. It's actually doesn't look that terrible (CCH Pounder in particular brings a lot to the table), but it's certainly not great by any means. Aside from the stabbing-the-paraplegic's-legs-with-a-fork and "You should introduce your two front teeth to each other" bad jokes, it's also a sappy "family" show and we mean that in every derogatory sense of the word.

The Cleveland Show (Premieres September 27 on Fox)
It's The Family Guy's blatantly racist spinoff! Oh no you di-in't, Seth MacFarlane! Horrible. 

Trauma (Premieres September 28 on NBC)
This show about the perilous lives of paramedics in San Francisco is not without its merits. First of all, it has about 12 explosions per minute, and we are not about to disapprove of explosions. The problem is it's all brawn and no brains, and the female lead is played by Anastasia Griffith, who you may or may not know as the only slightly less terrible actress than Rose Byrne on Damages. And there's this hackneyed loose cannon character who dominates the action played by Cliff Curtis (who is usually an awesome actor… just not when the script is terrible, as it turns out) that just made me roll my eyes every time he quipped and head-cocked his way through a medical emergency. But if explosions are your thing, this may tide you over until 24 returns in January.

Hank (Premieres September 30 on ABC)
It's a Kelsey Grammer sitcom, which should be reason enough to hate it, but the premise (a Wall Street executive who gets canned and has to leave New York and cope with hillbillies in Virginia) mandates that most of the humor be rooted in Kelsey-Grammer-goes-slumming-and-is-disgusted jokes. Not even a supporting cast of Melinda McGraw and David Koechner could save that.

The Middle (Premieres September 30 on ABC)
It's like an updated, but less funny, Malcolm in the Middle starring Patricia Heaton and The Janitor from Scrubs as parents to three unruly kids in the Midwest. Even if it weren't a shameless, inferior rehash of another show (which it is), Patricia Heaton is pretty hard to like in any role. We'll be skipping this for the rest of the season.

Three Rivers (Premieres October 4 on CBS)
This hospital drama starring Moonlight's Alex O'Loughlin has two main problems. First of all, it looks dreadfully boring. Secondly, the entire show just looks like a PSA about the noble act of organ donation. The medical team at Three Rivers are what doctors on other medical shows refer to as "vultures" -- they hover around brain-dead people and preach at their stubborn family members until they agree to donate their loved ones' organs. Then we get a heartstring-tugging follow-up, where the family meets the organ recipient and says things like, "Can I hear my daughter's heartbeat?" and we're supposed to cry, we guess, but this show is so Hallmark movie-of-the-week manipulative we just can't take it seriously. 

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

BB Updates

After Jen being a total douche and not following the rules. She was expelled from the show. Which means, because she was one of Marvin's nominees, Marvin's HOH week was cut short and a new HOH was crowned and it went to Renny. Renny pulled the keys in the following order. 

Marcellas
Jase
James
Monica
Dan
Jack
Alison
Janelle
Jun
Nicole

Which means she nominated Kaysar and Marvin. Stay tuned this Thursday to see who wins veto and who will be going home. 

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Big Brother Updates

It's been a bitch-ass long time and a lot of shit has happened in the BB house in the last week. 

Marcellas won HOH. The keys were pulled in the following  order:

Dan
Marvin
Jen
Renny
Alison
Jun
James
Jase
Monica
Nicole
Janelle

The nominees were Danielle and Kaysar.

The veto:

Marcellas picked Renny
Danielle picked Alison
Kaysar picked Janelle

The winner was...Janelle.

She decided not to use the veto which means Kaysar and Danielle stayed as nominees. 

Danielle was voted out. 

Jack won the coup and can use it for the next two weeks. 

Marvin won the next HOH and nominated Jen and Jun.

Stay tuned for veto tomorrow and find out what happens when Jen freaks the fuck out on Marvin.







Friday, August 7, 2009

Eviction and HOH

The votes went as follows:

Moncia- Dick
Jack- Nicole
Alison- Dick
Renny- Nicole
Dan- Sheila
Jase- Sheila
Marvin- Nicole
Jun- Nicole
Marcellas- Sheila
Danielle- Sheila
Jen- Dick
Kaysar- Sheila
James- Dick

Public voted as follows:
Dick with 52%
Sheila with 34%
Nicole with 14%

Dick - 5 votes
Nicole - 4 votes
Sheila- 5 votes

Dick and Sheila are officially voted out.

The houseguests were eliminated from the HOH comp in the following order. 
Monica
Jase
Jack
James
Jun
Renny
Kaysar
Nicole
Alison
Jen
Dan
Marvin
Danielle

Which means Marcellas is the new HOH. 


Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Veto!

Janelle picked Kaysar
Nicole picked James
Danielle picked Monica
Sheila picked Jun

They were out in the following order...
Nicole
Kaysar
Monica
Janelle
James
Sheila
Jun

Which means Danielle won the Veto.

So obviously she took herself off. Janelle replaced Danielle with....Dick

So the three nominees this week are...Sheila, Nicole and Dick. Two of which will be going home this Thursday. Don't forget to vote for who you'd like to see LEAVE the house. Votes will be tabulated from now until Thursday at 5PM. Last week we had about 175 votes. You can only vote once and for ONLY ONE PERSON. Same rules apply this week even though there are three nominees. Your votes will go towards one person. Start voting!!






Sunday, August 2, 2009

Janelle's Three Nominees

Janelle pulled the keys in the following order. Remember there are three nominees this week and two will be going home. 

Jen
Renny
Kaysar
Dan
Alison
Marvin
Dick
Marcellas
Monica
Jack
Jun
James
Jase

Which means the nominees are....Danielle, Sheila and Nicole.

Come back Tuesday to see who wins the veto. We'll have 8 players this time. 

Also the following people are on slop for the week. 
Monica
Jen
Jun
Danielle
Dick






Janelle's Three Nominees