HOH Competition

The houseguests fell in the following order.

Jase

James

Alison

Dan

Marcellas

Renny

Marvin

Jen

Jack

Nicole

Jun

Kaysar

Sheila

Danielle

Monica

Which means the new HOH is Janelle!

Come back Sunday to see which THREE people she nominates. 

Eviction and HOH

The votes were as follows.

Marvin- Jack

Sheila- Jack

Jun- Jack

Renny- Jack

James- Eric

Janelle- Eric

Monica- Eric

Jen- Eric

Danielle- Eric

Allison- Eric

Kaysar- Eric

Nicole- Eric

Jase- Jack

Dan-Jack

Marcellas- Jack

The votes are...

Jack- 7

Eric- 8

The public's vote was...

Eric with 54%

Jack with 46%

Which means Eric has 9 while Jack has 7. Eric is goin home!

HOH is an endurance competition. So come back Sunday for the winner. However, I'll be updating frequently as people. Fall. so come back soon! We had about 175 of you vote this week, which is the most we've ever had. Also, in a new twist. In order to speed things up a little bit. This week's HOH will be nominated THREE people and TWO of them will be going home. So this week is extremely important! Which is why it's endurance for fucks sake. 

Veto Competition

The players of the veto competition are...

Dick who chose Eric

Jack who chose Marvin

James who chose Nicole

And the host was...Kaysar

It seems like the same people are doing things in this house. Kinda ridiculous. The winner of the veto comp was....James

So obviously James took himself off the block. Dick replaced him with...Eric.

So the two nominees this week are...Jack and Eric. 

Stay tuned Thursday to see who is evicted. Also there's gonna be a twist next week. It's pretty nutty. 

Also don't forget to vote for you'd like to see go home. 

Dick's Nominees and Food Comp

First off, the food comp. The houseguests split theselves into groups this week. The groups were as follows. 

Jen

Sheila

Jack

James

Danielle

Renny

Jase

Eric

Dan

Kaysar

Jun

Alison

Marvin

Nicole

Monica

Marcellas

Janelle

And the losing group is....Kaysar, Jun, Alison and Marvin. Which means these four are on slop, cold showers and shitty ass beds.

The keys were pulled in the following order....

Jase

Jen

Dan

Monica

Marvin

Nicole

Marcellas

Sheila

Danielle

Alison

Jun

Janelle

Renny

Eric

Kaysar

Which means the 2 nominees are...Jack and James (the 2 previous HOH's...crazy) So Dick decided to actually not be a huge fucktard and nominate solely on game. Who is this guy? See who wins veto on Tuesday.

Big Brother Eviction Week 2

We had about 150 of you vote this week. The result was...

Karen with 74% of the votes to go home.

Nicole with 26 % of the vote to go home.

Jen- Karen

Danielle- Karen

Janelle- Nicole

Sheila- Karen

Marcellas- Karen

Alison- Karen

Marvin- Nicole

Dick- Karen

Monica- Karen

Dan- Karen

Jun- Karen

Renny- Karen

Eric- Nicole

Kaysar- Nicole

Jase- Nicole

Jack- Karen

The results are as follows.

Karen- 12

Nicole- 5

Sorry Karen, you're outta here.

And the winner of the HOH is...

Dick (ugh)- come back Sunday to see who he nominates.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

I've read every Harry Potter book. I am a huge fan and think the series is quite possibly the most imaginative, magical and well written series of all time, or at least of my lifetime. I was totally against seeing the films for fear it would take away from my own imagination, plus I didn't think any of them looked that good. 

The latest installment of the films was the first one I actually thought looked like it was worth seeing. After seeing it, I know why I stayed away for so long.

After watching Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, I'm worried that a franchise that was supposedly building up some significant steam could be heading for a disaster. However, I can't say I was surprised because I thought they all looked like shit anyway. The biggest surprise regarding the failure of Half-Blood Prince is that David Yates, the same man behind the camera for Phoenix, directed the film. He left out SO MUCH. I mean, it's almost laughable and not even the same story. Quite frankly if I was a Harry Potter nut job like many fans, I'd completely protest his directing the next two. He's in charge of the upcoming two-part finale, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. If the Deathly Hallows films are anything like this one, Harry's cinematic story will smash into the earth like a Quidditch broom that has lost its soaring power.

Things start interestingly enough, with Harry almost picking up a hot waitress in a diner, and Dumbledore spoiling the party. The old wizard needs Harry's help in recruiting former Hogwarts teacher Horace Slughorn. Dumbledore wants him back in the fold for some reason, and he needs to use Harry as bait. 

Dumbledore chooses to show Harry some rather disturbing memories of a former student named Tom Riddle, a young kid who could talk to snakes and who grew up to be Voldemort. Yates and the young people he gets to play Riddle in these memories (one of them being Hero Fiennes-Tiffin, a relative of Ralph Fiennes) make these scenes easily the best of the film. Actually, I wish a larger percentage of this movie had been flashbacks of the creepy kids. This aspect of the film is engaging.

Sadly, the movie turns out to be, for the most part, a blasé look at Harry and friends starting to notice the opposite sex. A subplot involving Ron Weasley and his emerging hornyness is nothing but silly. Even worse, Hermione is left to do little but pout and whimper, and she rarely raises her mood above somber. This is really nothing at all how these kids were portrayed in the book, and it's a shame. 

The biggest travesty is that Dumbledore says goodbye near the film's end—and Yates bungles it. Given the importance of the character, I was expecting something momentous. Instead, we get a scene that feels rushed and has little emotional impact. What is one of the most important and major events in all seven books is completely fucked up by Yates' ridiculousness. The even bigger travesty is that THERE IS NO FUNERAL!!! Are you fucking kidding me!?!? NO FUNERAL FOR DUMBLEDORE??? What....a joke. The funeral in the book is MAJOR and it was totally left out. 

I get it: The movie is supposed to be dark, disturbing and foreboding. It's supposed to act as a transitional film to the big finale. I'm OK with the dark sinister stuff; hell, I welcome it. But Voldemort is nowhere to be seen (unless you count cloud formations), and the movie's secondary bad guys are not given enough screen time to really register. The whole thing lacks focus. Only a fool of a director/writer wouldn't use Bellatrix Lestranges's awesome character to her full potential. I am seriously outraged at all that was missing from this movie. 

While I'm mostly complaining here, the film is more of a near-miss than a total failure. But given the quality of the books, this qualifies as a major letdown, especially after the delay in the release date. Part one of Hallows hits next year. Let's hope Half Blood-Prince is just a misstep for Yates, and that he steers the franchise to a finish worthy of Harry and friends. And, please, there's no need for such filler and to cut SO MUCH.

Bottom line: The Half Blood prince is only half bloody tolerable.

C+

Veto Competition

James picked Marcellas

Karen picked Janelle

Nicole picked Sheila

All randomly drawn out of the bag.

And the host was...Eric.

The winner of the veto competition was...Marcellas. Who decided NOT to use the Veto. So the nominees remain the same. Karen and Nicole. However it was VERY close. Karen came in just 2nd place. Right now she's kicking herself for it. While Nicole didn't stand a chance and was out first.

Please send in your votes for who you'd like to see LEAVE the house this Thursday. Last week we had over 125 votes. This week I'd like to get up to about 150. Your votes will count for ONE vote towards who goes home. 

Come back Thursday!

James' Nominees

First off, food and luxury competition. The houseguests played as individuals. Four of the houseguests who won the competition 1. got to screen Katherine Heigl's new movie "The Ugly Truth." which looks awful, and 2) got to stay off slop, and had to pick 5 of the houseguests to eat slop all week and stay in those shitty bedrooms. James didn't have to play and automatically got to watch the movie.

The winners of the luxury competition were...

Danielle

Jack

Monica

Nicole

Marvin

Which means these 5 plus James watched the movie and had to decide which five houseguests would be on slop. The 5 they chose were...

Karen

Dick

Allison

Jase

Dan

Now, onto James' nominees. The keys were pulled in the following order...

Marvin

Danielle

Marcellas

Janelle

Jase

Jack

Jen

Allison

Kaysar

Dan

Renny

Monica

Dick

Eric

Jun

Sheila

Which means the two nominees are...Karen and Nicole. Come back Tuesday for Veto!!!

First Eviction

Will and Marvin are nominated for eviction. I asked viewers to vote, and the result is (almost 125 of you voted)..

68 percent vote to evict Marvin.

32 percent vote to evict Will.

However the viewers only count for one vote. So lets see how the houseguests voted. 

Sheila- Will

Jen- Will

Allison- Marvin

Kaysar- Will

James- Will

Jase- Marvin

Monica- Marvin

Dan- Will

Dick- Will

Karen- Will

Renny- Will

Janelle- Will

Marcellas- Will

Nicole- Will

Eric- Marvin

Jun- Marvin

Danielle- Marvin

So the votes are

Will- 11

Marvin- 7

So that means Will is going home. I think most of the houseguests were just fed up with his lack of caring. Also the fact that he seriously doesn't need the money. 

The new HOH is...James!

Big Brother Veto Competition

As I'm sure you all know. The veto rules are as follows: six people play the veto competition. The HOH, the 2 nominees, and three other houseguests chosen at random. 

The veto players were as follows:

Jack, who chose Jase

Jun, who chose Monica

Marvin, who chose Will

With Dan as the host.

And the winner was...Jun!

Obviously Jun took herself off the block. The replacement nominee was...Will!

So the two nominees to be evicted on Thursday are...Marvin and Will

Come back Thursday to see who the house votes out. Don't forget to vote yourself!

Big Brother Nominees

Jack's nominees are...Marvin and Jun!

Come back Tuesday for Veto! 

In other BB news. The house divided themselves up into three groups of 5 and one group of 4. The losing group will be called the "have nots" and must 1. eat slop all week, 2. take cold showers, and 3. sleep on really shitty beds. So, the losing team was...

Nicole, Jun, Will, Jen, and Monica. 

Jun's havin' a pretty shitty week. Come back Tuesday for Veto!

Big Brother Update

The contestants forgot how personal things get so quickly.

Does Dick really think he could sway Kaysar? 

Eric just poured water on Monica! Holy fuck! Who does this guy think he's fucking with?

Not everyone is loving Jack as was expected. The fighting has already begun. He already got into a three-way fight with both Marcellas AND Kaysar, in just one day! Of all the people. Dick was involved also, of course.

Stay tuned...tomorrow night first nominees of the season will be revealed. Who will Jack pick?

Big Brother Update

Jack won HOH last night, and I asked everyone to submit who they think he will likely nominate. After about 75 votes, the top 2 results are...

Shelia with about half the votes, and Jun with a good 15. 

However, this doesn't mean much. I'll update again tomorrow. But make sure to come back Sunday for the official nominees. 

Big Brother- First HOH Competition

The first HOH competition was endurance. It went like this. The first person out to the last...

First out- Jase

2. Jun

3. Nicole

4. Karen

5. Marvin

6. Eric

7. Danielle

8. Dan

9. Sheila

10. Allison

11. Janelle

12. James

13. Jen

14. Dick

15. Renny

16. Will

17. Kaysar

18. Monica

Which leaves the last 2 houseguests hanging...Marcellas and Jack...and the winner of the first HOH is....

Jack. 

See who he nominates for eviction on Sunday!

Big Brother Fantasy Cast!

Will (because he IS Big Brother)

Shelia (cause she's fucking nuts)

Nicole (again...nuts)

Monica (cause she should have made it into the house last time during all-stars, instead they picked that trainwreck Nikomis)

Karen (because she's the only genuinely nice woman on this show ever)

Jun (because she's a hot asian badass)

Jen (because she has a chance of getting farther than Dick)

Jase (because he's hilarious)

Janelle (the queen of Big Brother)

James (cause he has a lisp)

Dick (because he's crazy and there are people to put him in his place this time, we have to hate someone)

Eric (because I like him, and he didn't really get a chance to play last time)

Danielle (cause she's cooollddd)

Kaysar (because Janelle is here.)

Marvin (because he's badass and we haven't seen him in years)

Renny (because shes fantastic)

Dan (also..fantastic)

Jack (we need an old guy, and it sure as fuck wasn't gonna be Gerry)

Allison (drama)

Marcellas (humor)

HOH WILL BE REVEALED TONIGHT!

Big Brother Fantasy Game

Big Brother 11 starts tonight, and because I predict this season will suck dick, I've decided to create my own Big Brother fantasy game. It's basically your Big Brother orgasm. Filled with 20 contestants (holy shit)

Rules:

I will basically follow the same rules as the show. Every week there will be an HOH which will be revealed on Thursday, after someone is evicted.

This HOH's two nominees will be revealed on Sunday's.

Also on Sundays, you will see how the teams were divided to play the food competitions.

The veto winner will be revealed on Tuesdays, along with the houseguests who played the veto game. Subsequently, the replacement nominee will also be revealed. If there is one.

On Thursdays, you will also see how every single houseguest voted. Just like the show!

Lastly, feel free to cast votes yourself, as they will definitely be taken into consideration when people are evicted.

Cast will be revealed shortly. Ten guys and ten girls. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT!?!?!

Noisettes- Never Forget You